Amazingly, They're Still Probably Trying To Trade For Chad Johnson

When the Redskins traded out of their first round slot in today's NFL Draft, in return for two of Atlanta's second round picks and an additional fourth round pick, there was a strange chill in the air in Washington. Vinny Cerrato had done something right. Instead of treating draft picks as bartering chips for wizened veterans way past their prime, Vinny was stockpiling. He was like the grasshopper the next winter after the ant taught him the lesson about hardwork and saving up. Vinny had finally seen the light.
Fast forward two hours, and Vinny used three of the first 51 picks on two wide receivers and a tight end. The glaring needs on the defensive line? Piff! Who needs a pass rush. Depth for an aging, injury-prone offensive front? Who needs depth when you can have three pass catchers!
I'm utterly speechless. Except for running back and quarterback, there were no positions on the Redskins roster that needed less help than tight end and wide receiver. None.
I feel ashamed of myself for ever thinking that Vinny Cerrato could do something right. Where have you gone, Bobby Beathard, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.